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Note to Dog:

I hear the people in the hall. Really. Including the maintenance guy doing fire door improvements. It is not necessary to bark and/or growl to alert me every time you hear a sound out there. Especially when that sound is a power drill, I can hear it perfectly fine.

Note to Cats:

I understand that you two do not always get along well. I appreciate the fact that you fight much less than you did when Rosalind first came to live here, and I try to just put up with the occasional spats that still happen. HOWEVER...

On the occasions when you do still get into it, and decided to chase each other around the apartment with murder in your eyes, I would really appreciate it if the designated "home free" spot where the chasee can escape the chaser (whoever happens to be in either role at the moment) was NOT MY DESK.

Particularly not while I am working at it. And particularly not when you take a flying leap at the corner where my mouse pad is, while my hand is on said mouse, and land half-on-half-off it, sending the mouse flying in one direction and the mouse pad in three other directions (being as it is composed of three parts, and desperately grabbing at my arm with your claws in order to try not to fall. Neither the mouse, mouse pad nor my arm benefit from that kind of treatment, thank you.

Date: 2011-03-03 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seshen.livejournal.com
Note back from terrier:

Ninjas and zombies are everywhere. If you get knocked out and/or eaten because you ignored my warning, then that's not my problem. And those holes in your yard are loosening the soil so your plants can grow better. You're welcome.

Now get off my chair, it's time for my nap.

Date: 2011-03-03 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lgbtech.livejournal.com
LOL!! Sorry, I couldn't help laughing at the cats using you as a safe zone/landing pad. The other day I had something smilar happen. Very early in the morning (pre-dawn), Mattie decided to chase Max off of the bed and chose to do so by running right over my head. Not jumping over my head. Running. Paws on face. Needless to say, that was a rude awakening. It's funny now but I was not amused at the time.

I don't even want to think about the chaos that will ensue when all four of them are in the same household. Eep!


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