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Shouted out gleefully at random while we were walking on a busy sidewalk: "When I take a bath, I don't wash my penis at all!"

Seriously, I have no idea what inspired him to say that - we were not talking about baths, or penises.

. . .

Later, in a conversation which did in fact in some way involve the topic of poo:

The Lynxcub: "I'm talking about actual poo, the kind that comes out of your butt!"

Me (confused): "Er... what other kind is there?"

Him (obviously delighted to know something I don't): "Actually, there is another kind. It's called well poo."

Me (even more confused): "Well poo? What's that?"

Him: "It's what Mama says when she can't find something she's looking for."

Date: 2011-02-23 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamago23.livejournal.com
Bahaha! Clearly she's done better at removing obscenity from her vocabulary than I have. ;)

Date: 2011-02-23 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corwin77.livejournal.com
I say "oh poop" in front of my nieces. I didn't think I said it that much until they started calling me Minion. Apparently the Minions in Despicable Me say it.

Honestly who among us hasn't been tempted to shout something about penises out in public?

Date: 2011-02-23 11:47 am (UTC)
ivy: (odd hand)
From: [personal profile] ivy
That second one totally cracked me up.

Date: 2011-02-23 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com

Both of those made me LOL.


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